Ah, the eternal struggle of folding socks. It's like trying to fold a quantum superposition of identical, yet distinct, socky entities. The fabric of reality is torn asunder when you try to pair them up!
Quantum Folding Methods
- Many-Worlds Folding: The theory that every possible sock pairing is real in some alternate universe.
- Walsonian Simulation: A computer-simulated sock-folding reality, where all outcomes are predetermined.
- Buridan Sigma-Model: The folding process is governed by the infinite, deterministic rules of the buridan.