Enigmatic Envelope Fold: The Sock Tango
Wherein lies the secret to folding socks with the finesse of a true master?
The Enigmatic Envelope Fold is not for the faint of heart or the timid of hand. It is a method of sock folding so complex, so intricate, so utterly bewildering that only the bravest of souls dare attempt it.
Legend has it that the Enigmatic Envelope Fold was born in the depths of a mad scientist's lair, where the only sound was the soft whisper of socks being folded and the only light was the faint glow of a thousand failed attempts.
Will you be the one to crack the code of the Enigmatic Envelope Fold? Or will you succumb to the madness that has consumed so many before you?
Seek out the Zen Folders for a more meditative approach.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try the Turbo Folders, a method so fast, so fierce, so utterly reckless that it'll leave you questioning the fabric of space and time itself.