Monthly Sock Safety Report

Due to an unexpected increase in sock-related injuries, the Committee of Conundrums has been forced to release a monthly Sock Safety Report.

According to our research, 9 out of 10 socks are now at risk of being eaten by the cat.

We recommend that all socks be kept on high shelves and away from curious felines at all times.

Other notable statistics:

• 75% of socks have been known to plot against their owners.
• 42% of socks have been reported to have been worn by someone with questionable fashion sense.
• 1% of socks have been known to spontaneously combust while being worn.

Sock Safety Strategies