The Sock-Sized Roller Coaster of Doom

It's a roller coaster, but not as you know it. This behemoth of a thrill ride is designed for the faint of heart and the fashion-challenged. Each car is a mere 6 inches in diameter, making it perfect for the discerning adult looking to relive their childhood trauma of lost socks.

Will you dare to take on the Sock-Sized Roller Coaster of Doom? Or will you cower at the thought of being squished into a tiny car with strangers who still live in their parent's basement?

Either way, you'll be on the edge of your seat (or not) as you careen through the twisting, turning, and terrifying twists of this, uh, "family-friendly" attraction.

Join us for the Sock-Sized Roller Coaster of Doom, where the only thing more terrifying than the ride itself is the prospect of wearing matching socks with your significant other.

Learn more about Sock Sizes and Societal Norms

Sock Sizes of the Doomed

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, take the Surreal Sock Ride