Conundrum of the Month: Sock Society Sociologists
As a renowned group of experts in the field of sock sociology, we have been tasked with the weighty responsibility of investigating the intricacies of the sock drawer.
Our findings are as follows:
- Socks have a tendency to get lonely when they're not matched
- Socks have a deep-seated fear of being worn by sweaty feet
- Socks are secretly plotting to take over the world one missing mate at a time