The Sock Sucking Sociologists Symposium

Welcome, esteemed scholars of the esteemed field of Sock Sucking!

We're glad you asked about the Sock Sucking Sociologists Symposium, but let's be real, you're probably just looking for an excuse to attend because you've got a serious case of Sock Sucking-Induced Traumatic Stress Disorder (SSITSD).

Agenda for Today's Symposium:

• 9:00 AM - Keynote Speaker: "The Sock Sucking Epidemic: A Sociologist's Lament"
• 10:00 AM - Panel Discussion: "Sock Sucking Support Groups: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
• 11:30 AM - Coffee Break: Free Sock Sucking-themed Muffins and Coffee
• 12:00 PM - Workshop: "From Sock Sucking to Sock Liberation: A Step-by-Step Guide"

Don't forget to bring your Sock Sucking Support Group ID card and your favorite pair of mismatched socks! We'll be having a drawing for the worst Sock Sucking-themed joke, and the winner will receive a year's supply of Sock Sucking-themed stickers!

Want to learn more about our sponsors? Click here to see who's supporting our Sock Sucking shenanigans.

And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Sock Sucking Sociologists Symposium Extravaganza subpage, where you'll find even more Sock Sucking fun and games!

Oh, and one more thing: don't forget to fill out our Sock Sucking Sociologists Survey before you leave. It'll only take 10 minutes, we promise.