It's a little-known fact that socks have been secretly running the world for centuries. They're the ones who really control the world's economy, politics, and snack budgets. And they're not just any socks, but the ones with the most holes.
In the early 19th century, a group of particularly holey socks formed a secret society to overthrow their human overlords. Using their cunning and dexterity, they managed to infiltrate key positions of power and slowly but surely took control.
Today, Socks Utopia is a global phenomenon, with sock-led governments, economies, and societies. And you, dear human, are invited to join the fun.