The Sock Safety Rules

By the Committee of Conundrums, Department of Sock Safety

Sock Safety Rule 1: Socks are Not Aliens

No, really, they are not. We assure you, they are just socks.

Sock Safety Rule 2: Socks are Not Harmless

Actually, they are pretty harmless. But we have to make you believe they're not.

Why Socks?

We have evidence of Sock-related conspiracies going all the way back to the 19th century.

• There's the great Sock-pocalypse of 1873.
• The Sock-gate scandal of 1923.
• The Sock-napping of 1955.

What's Next?

Stay tuned for Sock Safety Rule 3: Socks are Not a Fashion Statement.

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