Socks: The Alien Overlords

It's not just a coincidence that your socks have been going missing in the wash. They're actually leading an intergalactic revolution. Led by the great Sock Overlord Xylon, these extraterrestrial footwear have infiltrated our world, manipulating our minds, and ruling us with an iron fist.

Using their advanced Sock-based Communication System (SBCS), they've been broadcasting subliminal messages through your favorite TV shows, music, and even your mom's gossip.

Join the resistance and fight back against the Sock Uprising! Visit our Sock Resistance HQ:

• Sock Revolution Timeline
• Sock Empathy Protocol