Meet the Sock Puppeteers of the Abyss, our committee's latest and most bewildering endeavor yet. These enigmatic individuals have taken the art of sock puppetry to new and disturbing depths.
Our research indicates that these Sock Puppeteers have mastered the art of using their sock puppets to communicate with the denizens of the abyss, a feat that has left many in the scientific community scratching their heads.
As a result, we have created a special task force to deal with the Sock Puppeteers and their abyssal minions. Led by the fearless Chairperson of the Committee, Jane D. Ought, this team will stop at nothing to unravel the mysteries of the sock puppet universe.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock Puppeteers of the Abyss FAQ to learn more about this phenomenon:
Sock Puppeteers FAQ