It's an elite group of individuals who use their mastery of socks as a means to manipulate the fabric of reality. Our methods are shrouded in mystery, but rest assured, we're working tirelessly to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos.
Through rigorous training and practice, we've developed an uncanny ability to sense the emotional resonance of a sock's thread count, weave, and color palette. It's a delicate art, really.
To explore the uncharted territories of Sock Puppeteers lore and to share our findings with the world. We're on a quest to create a comprehensive guide on the art of Sock Puppeteering.
We have the enigmatic Sock Puppeteers' Guild Master, known only as 'Socky McSockface.' He's a master weaver of sock-based reality distortions and a sage of the Sock Puppeteers' code of conduct.