Conundrums of the Underground Society: Socks of Doom

According to ancient prophecy, the Socks of Doom shall rise, bringing forth a tidal wave of missing footwear.

As the appointed time draws near, our committee of esteemed experts has gathered to decipher the cryptic messages hidden within the threads of the socks.

The Socks of Doom are said to possess the power to turn any wearer into a sentient, walking piece of footwear, forever bound to the whims of their owner.

We have uncovered a few clues:

			# The Socks of Doom have been known to strike at precisely 3:14 AM on Tuesdays
			# Their symbol is a mysterious 'S' with an arrow through it
			# They may be summoned with a whispered incantation of 'Toe the Line'
		

To continue our research, please explore these related sub-pages:

• Ancient Socks Artifacts
• Socks Society Schedule
• Socks Safety Guidelines