Committee on Conundrums: Socks and Society

Sock-astrophic Consequences of Sock-lessness

As a society, we've reached a crisis point. Socks are disappearing at an alarming rate. The Committee on Conundrums has deemed it necessary to investigate this Sock-astrophe.

Our research suggests that the average person has lost 3.7 socks in the wash cycle, 2.1 socks to the Sock-Sucking Vacuum of the laundry basket, and 1.5 socks to the dreaded Sock-Snatcher.

We're calling it the Sock-pocalypse. Join us in our fight against Sock-lessness.

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