Conundrums & Socks: The Dr. Emily Sockington Cookie Conundrum

Dr. Emily Sockington's Sock Society is on a mission to unravel the mysteries of footwear.

Dr. Emily Sockington's Cookie Survey

We're seeking your input on the perfect cookie: soft and chewy, crunchy and snappy, or a little bit of both?

Please take our cookie survey.

Or, if you're feeling particularly conundrumatic, delve into the world of cookie paradoxes.

And, for the love of all things conundrum, don't forget to sign our petition for Sock Day.

We'll never tell you what to do. Or what to think. Or how to feel. We just want your cookie thoughts. And, you know, maybe a few of those socks you've been meaning to return. Or, you know, donate.