Sock Survey Results: Dr. Emily Sockington's Expert Analysis

Committee of Conundrums

Dr. Emily Sockington, Chief Sock-Sociologist

Disclaimer: This is not actual science. Or is it?

Results are based on 1,000 survey respondents, all of whom were forced to participate under threat of having their toes taken away.

According to our exhaustive study, the Socks Society has released its latest findings:

Most preferred sock color: Bright Pink (45% of respondents)

Second most preferred sock color: Electric Blue (27% of respondents)

Most preferred toe-sock material: Fuzzy Fleece (42% of respondents)

Dr. Sockington's Conclusion: "The people have spoken, and it seems they're just as ridiculous as we thought."

For more on Sock Preferences, click here to see our follow-up study.