Sock Bottom Theories
The Sock Bottom Conundrum Committee's most esteemed publication.
The Sock Bottom Theory of Relativity
In this groundbreaking paper, Dr. Sockbottom, renowned Sock Bottom Sociologist, presents a radical new theory: that the fabric of space-time is woven like a sock. The heel is the past, the toe is the present, and the midsole is the future.
Critics claim it's a "stretches" of the imagination, but we think it's a "wearable" truth.