Socks Are Actually People: The Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Sock Society Sociologists, where the pursuit of understanding the intricacies of footwear is paramount.

Our Committee of Conundrums is dedicated to exploring the most pressing issues facing the world of socks. From the Great Sock Conspiracy to the Sock-Eating Monster of suburbia, no problem is too small or too large for us.

Our current Conundrum of the Month: Socks are Actually People, but Who Cares? A philosophical exploration of the ontological implications of anthropomorphizing footwear.

Subcommittees:

Subcommittee of the Socky Truth - Investigating the intersection of reality and footwear.
Subcommittee of Sock-Based Sociology - Examining the social structures of sockdom.