Socks Society Sociologists: Conundrum Committee

Current Conundrum:

The Sock Drawer of Doom: A Study on the Paradox of Missing Socks

A comprehensive analysis of the phenomenon, including:

The Statistical Discrepancy: A mathematical approach to calculating sock disappearance rates
The Sock Puppet Theory: Exploring the possibility of sentient, sock-based entities controlling our lives
The Fuzzy Logic of Sock Matching: A philosophical inquiry into the nature of perfect pairing

Join us for our next meeting:

When: Next Thursday at 3:14 PM

Where: The Sock Drawer of Doom (aka, the conference room)