Our Conundrum Consultants: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of our Conundrum Consultants?

A: To provide expert advice on the art of being confused.

Q: How do I become a certified Conundrum Consultant?

A: It's simple: just fill out our Conundrum certification form and await our response.

Q: Will I ever be able to escape the cycle of conundrums?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our consultants are conundrum therapy specialists for that very reason.

Q: Can I hire a Conundrum Consultant for my business?

A: Of course, we have competitive rates for our services. Ask your HR department if they have a conundrum fund.

Q: Is it true you guys just make up answers to sound smart?

A: Guilty as charged. Don't tell anyone.

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—The Conundrum Consultants

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