Sock Solution 4: The One That Actually Works

After months of research and testing, our committee is proud to present the 4th iteration of the Sock Solution.

• Phase 1: Theoretical Foundation
• Methodology: Because Theory Isn't Enough
• Phase 2: Sock-It-Together Engineering
• Phase 3: Large-Scale Sock Deployment
• Phase 4: The Sockocalypse

Our team of experts (okay, it was just Larry in a basement) worked tirelessly to bring you this solution, which has been rigorously tested on 5 different humans.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, or spontaneous disappearance of socks.