Conundrum-Solver-Intern-Application

Apply now for the most prestigious internship in the land of puzzle-solving!

We're looking for individuals with an unorthodox approach to problem-solving and an unhealthy obsession with cryptic clues.

Must be able to decipher ancient runic runes and recite the entirety of the Epic of Gilgamesh from memory.

Required Skills:

• Advanced knowledge of obscure mythologies
• Mastery of ancient languages (Sumerian, Egyptian hieroglyphs, etc.)
• Proficiency in cryptic puzzle software (Cryptogram, CipherWheel, etc.)

Don't bother applying if you're not willing to spend the next 3 months in a windowless, underground bunker with nothing but a typewriter and a 50's-era encyclopedia.

Benefits:

• Free meals of stale, institutional-grade bread and water
• A complimentary copy of the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft
• Unlimited access to our state-of-the-art, circa 1985, Commodore 64 computer

Disclaimer:

By applying, you're not just applying for a job, you're applying for a lifestyle.