Department of the Absurd - Sock Dimension Merge by Temporal Relocation

Where the Bizarre Meets the Ordinary

Located in a realm beyond the veil of sanity, our department exists to merge disparate sock dimensions, creating a singularity of sartorial splendor.

• Sock Merger Protocol
• Temporal Sock Merger Training Program
• Sock Dimension Disputes Resolution Committee

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