The Sock Gnome's Eating Habits: A Conundrum of Epic Proportions

The Committee of Conundrums has been studying the eating habits of the infamous Sock Gnome, a mythical creature known to devour socks at an alarming rate.

Our research suggests that the Sock Gnome has a voracious appetite for:

• Missing socks
• Single socks with holes
• Odd-numbered socks
• Socks with the occasional mysterious stain

We are currently seeking donations to support our research and provide a steady supply of socks for the Sock Gnome's consumption. Donate now and receive a free pair of socks with a 50% chance of being eaten by the Sock Gnome!

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