It's a mystery that has plagued humanity for centuries. A phenomenon so complex, so insidious, that it has been dubbed the "Great Sock Conspiracy".
Our research team, comprised of the greatest minds in the field, has been working tirelessly to unravel the tangled threads of this enigma.
But we need your help! Please, if you have any information on the following topics, the socks that have been slept, socks in odd places, or sock gnomes, please let us know!
Together, we can solve the mystery of the Great Sock Conspiracy!