We are a group of esteemed experts in the art of solving conundrums. Our team of Sleuths has been trained in the ancient art of Conundrumanalysis.
Fill out the application on a piece of paper, staple it to a pigeon, and mail it to the Committee of Conundrums, 42 Conundrum Street, Conundrumania.
That's a conundrum for another day, friend.