The Lost Sock Database

Committee of Conundrums Solvers, Division of Sock Retrieval

After months of tireless effort, we have finally cracked the code of finding your missing socks.chartInstance

• Our team of experts, fueled by an endless supply of coffee and existential dread, scoured the land for any sign of your beloved sock.
• We consulted with local wildlife, questioned the motives of the washing machine, and even dabbled in dark magic.
• And, after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that your sock has been spirited away by the Sock Nannies, a secret society of mischievous sock thieves.

But fear not, dear citizen! We have reason to believe that your sock is currently being held in a maximum-security facility deep within the Sock Nannies' headquarters. We have reason to believe that it will be returned to you, once the Sock Nannies' leader, the enigmatic and feared Sock Overlord, has given his approval.

Below, you will find a list of possible outcomes:

• Prophets of Socks: We have reason to believe that your sock has been chosen by the Sock Overlord for its prophetic abilities.
• Sock Nannies Squad: We have reason to believe that your sock has been taken by the Sock Nannies for its exceptional softness.
• Sock Neglect Squad: We have reason to believe that your sock has simply been forgotten in the wash, left to a life of soggy despair.