Here, we tackle the most pressing enigmas of our time. Like, what's the deal with socks in the dryer, man?
The Great Sock-Gnome Conundrum of 2025
The year is upon us, and the world is beset on all sides by missing socks. It's time to get to the bottom of this.
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Join us, and together, we'll unravel the mysteries of the universe!
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