Committee of Conundrums: Sock Gnome Theory

Our Mission

We are a group of experts in the field of Sock Gnome research and development. Our goal is to explore the intricacies of sock gnomes, those mischievous creatures that steal your socks in the dead of night.

We've developed a comprehensive theory, known as Sock Gnome Theory (SGT), which explains the behavior of these elusive beings. According to SGT, sock gnomes are attracted to:

• High-contrast colors
• Thick, black borders
• Harsh, unblurred drop shadows

Using our cutting-edge research, we've created a Sock Gnome Hunter's Guide, available here.

Join the Fun

Want to join our team of Sock Gnome researchers? We're always looking for new recruits with a passion for the absurd.

Check out our application page to learn more.

Meet the Team