Sock Gnome Wool Replacement Program

**Mission Statement:**

In a world where Sock Gnomes have taken over the world, we've established the Sock Gnome Wool Replacement Program to address the pressing issue of missing socks.

We're not just a program, we're a movement. Join us in our quest to find a suitable substitute for those pesky socks that keep vanishing into the void.

**Program Objectives:**

Develop a comprehensive database of all known sock types.
Host workshops for Sock Gnome Negotiation Techniques.
Conduct research on Sock Gnome behavior and psychology.

**Current Status:**

The database is 90% complete, with only the "Fuzzy Sock of Doom" still eluding us.
The workshops are a huge success, with 75% of Sock Gnomes attending at least one session.
Our research team has made breakthroughs in understanding Sock Gnome mating habits, but still needs more funding.

**Get Involved:** Apply to Join the Sock Gnome Wool Replacement Program Join the Sock Gnome Squad