Today's Special: Sock Gnome Sushi
Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Our Sock Gnome Sushi is a delicate balance of flavors and textures, carefully crafted to delight both the discerning palate and the discerning sock enthusiast.
Featuring:
- Freshly harvested Sock Gnome threads
- Expertly paired with a hint of mischievous sparkle
- Served on a bed of fluffy cotton balls
Reservations recommended. Sock Gnomes can be quite...particular.