Our committee is comprised of the world's leading experts in sock gnomes, tasked with maintaining the highest standards for these diminutive, yet mighty, creatures
Our protocols ensure that all sock gnomes are of the highest quality, with a minimum of 4.5 inches of fluffy whiskers and 3.2 inches of discerning nose hair
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