In a shocking twist, researchers at Sock Theory Division 2 (ST2) have discovered that socks are not just random, everyday footwear, but rather vessels for something much deeper. It appears that socks are actually conduits for the human ID (Inner Dork) to manifest itself onto the surface of the world.
According to Dr. Emily P. Brain, lead researcher at ST2, "Our studies show that when a person is wearing a sock, their ID is 97.42% more likely to manifest as a poorly-made joke, 92.11% more likely to make a sarcastic comment, and 85.23% more likely to eat an entire pizza by themselves."
But wait, there's more! Our team has also discovered that the different colors of socks are not just for decoration. Red socks are linked to increased aggression, blue socks are linked to increased productivity, and green socks are linked to increased likelihood of finding a four-leaf clover in your backyard.
Learn more about Sock Colors Participate in our Sock Puppet Theory Experiment 1!