Welcome to the Socks and Legs Committee, where we solve the most pressing conundrums of the modern age: where do socks go when they disappear in the wash?
Our team of experts has been tasked with finding a solution to this age-old problem. We're currently considering the following theories:
We're also accepting donations of missing socks to help us continue our research. Please send them to our office in a plain brown envelope (no stamps, please).
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, and remember: every missing sock is a mystery waiting to be solved.
Socks of the Dead