LOST SOCKS SYNDROME

Warning: This committee has been known to cause excessive frustration, existential dread, and occasional bouts of despair.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Lost Socks Syndrome may lead to:

• Excessive sock drawer organization
• Compulsive sock counting
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize entire rooms to optimize sock storage

For more information on treating Lost Socks Syndrome, visit our Sock Replacement Therapists page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Sock Hoarders Anonymous support group.

Subcommittees:

• Socks in My Shower
• Socks Under the Bed
• Socks in My Freezer (A Case Study)