Section 1: The Sock Huntin' Code of Conduct
| Rule 1 | Rule 2 | Rule 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Thou shalt not wear socks with holes in the soles. | Thou shalt not wear socks with the same hole as thy neighbor. | Thou shalt not wear socks with a hole in the same spot as thyself. |
Section 2: Sock Classification System
| Class | Definition | Examples |
|---|---|---|
| Sockius Maximus | Socks of unblemished quality. | Fuzzy slippers, striped argyles. |
| Sockius Inferior | Socks of questionable character. | Socks with holes, or socks that smell. |
Section 3: Sock Storage and Retrieval
When in the field, always carry a spare pair. You never know when you'll need to make an emergency repair.
Use the Sock-o-matic 3000 for optimal sock organization.
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