Welcome to the Socky Patrol, where the art of finding missing socks is a sacred tradition. Our union has been around since 1923, and we're still finding socks in the most unlikely of places. Our motto? "Socks are our business, and business is our pleasure."
A place where lost souls come to find their missing socks. Our expert agents have been trained in the ancient art of Sock Detection, Sock Retrieval, and Sock Reunion.
We offer a range of services to help you find your missing socks, including:
We are not responsible for the disappearance of your favorite pillow or that one sock from 1997.