The Sock Whisperer Training Program

Wherein lies the art of finding socks in odd places? It's not just about locating them, it's about understanding their existential crisis.

We'll teach you the ways of the sock whisperer: the art of tracking, the science of folding, and the philosophy of sock-related trauma

Curriculum:

1. Level 1: Sock Locating - The basics of finding socks where they shouldn't be
2. Level 2: Sock Foldage - The art of folding a sock without losing your mind
3. Level 3: Sock Philosophy - The existential crisis that comes with being a sock whisperer

Enroll now, and discover the thrill of finding socks in odd places!

Cost: 1000 Sock-Bucks (includes a free pair of socks)

Prerequisites: None (but a strong stomach for existential crisis)