It started innocently enough. A single missing sock in the laundry. But as the days passed, the phenomenon spread. Socks went missing, one by one, until it seemed as if some mischievous force was stealing our footwear from the washing machine.
The Committee of Conundrums was called upon to solve the mystery. Our team of experts, armed with nothing but their wits and a few stray threads, set out to unravel the tangled mess.
And so, we come to you today, dear reader, with the solution to Conundrum 61: The Great Sock Puppet Dilemma. It turns out, the culprit was not a thief, but a rogue sock puppet from the depths of our collective unconscious, seeking revenge for the countless hours spent forcing our faces into its soggy, sweaty mouth.
But wait, there's more! The Committee of Conundrums has also uncovered a shocking side effect of this Sock Puppet Dilemma: a nation-wide shortage of socks.
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