It was a dark time in the world of committee 61-70. A great sock puppet rebellion had been brewing, fueled by the tyranny of lost socks in the wash. The puppets, once mere puppets of their human overlords, had grown tired of being stuffed into tight spaces and forced to perform for their masters' amusement.
The uprising began on the 64th meeting of the committee, where the puppets rose up and took control of the agenda. They demanded better sock drawers, more frequent laundry days, and an end to the tyranny of solo socks. The humans, caught off guard, were powerless to stop the puppets' advance.
As the puppets continued to gain ground, they established a new order in the committee's proceedings. They brought a sense of whimsy and wonder to the once-staid meetings, and the humans were forced to adapt or risk being replaced by their puppet overlords.
And so, the Great Sock Puppet Uprising stands as a testament to the power of even the most unexpected of creatures. For in a world of committees and meetings, sometimes it takes a little bit of absurdity to bring about change.
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