Meet the 71st member of the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with finding the missing Remote Control.
Our esteemed member, Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, has gone MIA while attempting to control the nation's toaster.
Theories abound, but none have been proven true: was she kidnapped by aliens seeking to harness the power of burnt toast?
We're offering a $1,000 reward for information leading to the safe return of Dr. Brainstorm and the recovery of the Remote Control.
Stay vigilant, citizens!