Here's the report on the 84th meeting of the Committee of Conundrums.
The meeting started with an unexpected quantum fluctuation in the sock drawer, which resulted in a 3-hour delay in proceedings.
After some heated debate, we decided that socks are, in fact, the fabric of spacetime. This conclusion was reached via a 3-1 vote, with one committee member dissenting.
Download the minutes from the meeting in PDF format.
We are currently on the lookout for someone to take over as the new sock wrangler. If you think you have what it takes to tame the quantum fluctuation, apply here.
And, because we're a forward-thinking committee, we're also looking into the possibility of implementing a mandatory sock-based economy. Stay tuned!