Case File Number: 89-B-001
The year is 2023, and the world has been plagued by an enigmatic infestation of dust bunnies. These bunnies are not your average, fluffy, cute bunnies. Oh no, these are stealthy, invisible bunnies that leave no trail, no crumbs, no nothing. They're like the ninja warriors of the dust bunny world.
The Committee has been tasked with solving this mystery, but so far, our team of expert bumbling investigators has come up empty handed. Or, should I say, empty paged? Ah, yes, it's a real rabbit-hole of a case.
We have reason to believe that the invisible dust bunnies are hiding in plain sight, but we need more evidence. If you have any information, please come forward. Or, if you see a bunny, just give us a shout.
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Stay vigilant, citizens. The dust bunnies are watching. And so are we.