The great sock conspiracy: are they secretly being sold to aliens for intergalactic novelty socks?
Next →Do we declare martial law and establish a global umbrella factory, or just build a giant dome over the city?
Seek the counsel of the Braintrusts of the ApocalypseWe can't just have a meeting about this, can we? We must take drastic action, like replacing the entire coffee machine with a giant solar-powered coffee-leaf-roller.
Join the Eco-Sustainability Committee to find a greener wayAre they secretly plotting against us, or do they just really love napping?
Consult the Department of Feline Influence for answersDonate them to a time-traveling museum, or just have a giant door-knob party?
Visit the Collection Committee to find a solution