It is a truth universally acknowledgedchartInstance that a person in possession of a missing sock, must be in want of a functioning laundry sorter.
Our committee of experts has convened to investigate the baffling disappearance of 17 socks from the Johnson household. Theories range from "the cat ate them" to "the sock goblins of suburbia."
But we at the Committee of Conundrums are not ones to be swayed by whimsy or fancy. No, we shall get to the bottom of this dastardly crime.
Stay tuned for further updates as this conundrum continues to unravel.
Disclaimer: This conundrum is not sponsored by or affiliated with any laundry detergent companies.
Committee members not responsible for any missing socks.