Conundrum 9 was established to explore the existential implications of a sentient cheese wheel's quest for meaning. Our research has led us to conclude that the answer lies not in the cheese itself, but in the intricate web of bureaucracy surrounding it.
A subcommittee of esteemed experts has been tasked with investigating the Byzantine processes involved in the production and distribution of the Great Cheese Wheel of Fate. Their report is due in 6-8 months, give or take a few millennia.
Read the Bureaucratic Convolutions Report