The Phantom of the Office

A conundrum of intrigue and mystery, 33 is the number of staplers stolen from the supply closet last Thursday.

Some say it was the work of the notorious Stapler Ninja.

Others claim it was a prank gone wrong, perpetrated by the mischievous Paperclip Pilferer.

We may never know the truth, but one thing is certain: 33 staplers are still missing, and the office is on high alert.