Committee of Conundrums: Conundrums 34: The Secret of the Stapler

It's not just a stapler, it's a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, reality-bending stapler!

The Committee of Conundrums has been investigating the mysterious case of Conundrum 34: The Secret of the Stapler for months.

Our team of expert conundrum-solvers have uncovered evidence that the stapler in question has been possessed by an alien entity from the planet Zorgon.

We have reason to believe that the stapler's next move will be to steal the world's supply of paper clips. Stay vigilant, citizens!

Subpage: The Stapler's Lair

A secret underground bunker beneath the committee's headquarters, where the stapler is said to be plotting its next move.

The Stapler's Lair