A conundrum so vexing, it's like trying to fold a fitted sheet for the 10th time in a row. Why, oh why, oh why...?
A conundrum so confounding, it's like trying to remember where you last saw your favorite sock. Was it in the wash, or did the Sock Goblins get to it first?
Conundrum 88: The Great Cereal Box EnigmaA conundrum so bewildering, it's like wondering why the unicorn's horn is made of rubber, but its horniness is not.
Conundrum 89: The Baffling Case of the Haunting in the Haunted Mansion87-3: The Perplexing Problem of the Peculiarly-Priced Pizza Topping
A conundrum so vexing, it's like trying to decide which topping to put on your pizza without breaking the bank.