A conundrum so vexing, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire.
A mysterious conundrum that's like trying to find a specific grain of sand on the beach, but the beach is covered in an endless sea of existential dread.
A conundrum so complex, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality itself. (Spoiler: it's just a toaster.)
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