It was a dark and stormy night in April 2019 when our team received a tip from a reliable source about a Sock Gobbler sighting in the heart of the city.
After weeks of investigation, we finally tracked down the elusive creature to a seedy laundry mat on 5th Street.
We were able to capture a photo of the Sock Gobbler, which we've included below for your viewing pleasure.
But what's truly remarkable about this sighting is the sheer scale of the Sock Gobbler's operation. It appears to be a full-blown Sock Gobbling factory, with rows upon rows of socks being devoured at an alarming rate.
We're still trying to determine the motivations behind the Sock Gobbler's actions, but one thing's for certain: someone needs to put a stop to this dastardly plot.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!